How Kids in 2016 feel like, and how they might think like in the future

My name is Jannah Ahamat, and I'm like eight.

And I honestly hate it when my parents tell me, "When I was younger, I used to-" Blah blah blah. I honestly don't like getting a sappy heart. And when I do, well it's really- I HATE IT. Kids these days care about, umm, Oh yea, the SAMSUNG GALAXY S 7. Yeah. And I really wonder why you tell me these things mommy,I mean, no offense, but I honestly don't really care about things like this. I'll give you an example.

Me: Mommy, I want to watch on youtube!!!
Mommy: Uh, no.
Me; But whhhyyyyy???
Mommy: Well, do you think I had youtube and ipad and netflix and computer and internet?
Me: Well no bu-
Mommy: When I was younger, I would go and see actual reality INSEAD!!!!!
Mommy: WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT TOO!?!?!
Me: (Thinking) Well, maybe because it's 2016 and we have video broadcasts Mommy!! (Talking) Oh my God Mommy!  WHY- not in additude or anything- is your childhood relevant right now?
Mommy: ...

Yeahhhhhh...